To become the greatest poster possible. I am going to make sure every post is relevant to the topic and I will put as much information in as possible. I will be as helpful to the new users as possible and will even help them along the way if they have trouble. I am a NG user and I am going to be the best.

Alas, my love, you do me wrong,
To cast me off discourteously.
For I have loved you well and long,
Delighting in your company.

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Greensleeves was all my joy
Greensleeves was my delight,
Greensleeves was my heart of gold,
And who but my lady greensleeves.

Your vows you've broken, like my heart,
Oh, why did you so enrapture me?
Now I remain in a world apart
But my heart remains in captivity.

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I have been ready at your hand,
To grant whatever you would crave,
I have both wagered life and land,
Your love and good-will for to have.

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If you intend thus to disdain,
It does the more enrapture me,
And even so, I still remain
A lover in captivity.

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My men were clothed all in green,
And they did ever wait on thee;
All this was gallant to be seen,
And yet thou wouldst not love me.

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Thou couldst desire no earthly thing,
but still thou hadst it readily.
Thy music still to play and sing;
And yet thou wouldst not love me.

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Well, I will pray to God on high,
that thou my constancy mayst see,
And that yet once before I die,
Thou wilt vouchsafe to love me.

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Ah, Greensleeves, now farewell, adieu,
To God I pray to prosper thee,
For I am still thy lover true,
Come once again and love me.

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Think about it.

I got another L-ady, doin' around a rockin for my love. Slowin me down I got another truck jump around do it again for the one I love.

No matter how many times I get a computer something goes wrong. Now nothing is wrong with my laptop right now except I believe the wireless switch is broken but it doesn't matter since my mom isn't getting wireless and my dad is going to buy me a broadband card, they're divorced. I would have increased my user level 10-fold if I never once had computer trouble.

To all you people reading this remember, over a long enough time-span one's chance of survival will be zero.

A night ago as I drifted of to slumberland NG suddenly popped into my head. Once I was asleep I saw a house which I walked up to and knocked on the door. Little did I know that the owner was none other than Wade Fulp, Tim was there as well.

I walked in and saw him dumping this smelly red fluid into his filter, much similar to www.newgrounds.com/lit/horror.html. Him and Tim preceded to drink the red fluid followed by a vomit fit. We all sat down on the only couch, Tim was next to me trying to crush me.

Wade's mom came into the room saying he was grounded or something and that I had to leave. I giant spider came down and bit her. Wade yelled out, "OH SNAP!!" and took a picture with his super camera.

Tim turned on Street fighter and Wade joined us after a few more pictures of the spider. I gave them both such an ass whupping. I felt so bad for them I just left. Wade said I can come back anytime.

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